The only acceptable birthday cake
so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk
Shark Sushi Plate by Avigayil / Aviceramics
Any time you were eating sushi before was just small time: you haven’t had real raw fish until you’ve plucked it from the ravenous, blood-dripping maw of a Great White. So for all the rest of us, you can at least *pretend* you’re skirting the edge of toothy death with this ceramic sushi plate by Avigayil. You can contact her at email@example.com for purchase and commission details.
Artist: DeviantArt (via: Technabob)
My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.